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A photographer from
a well known national magazine was assigned to
cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
The magazine wanted to show some of the
heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled
the blaze.
  When the photographer arrived, he realized
that the smoke was so thick that it would
seriously impede or make it impossible for him
to photograph anything from ground level.
He requested permission to rent a plane and
take photos from the air. His request was
approved and arrangements were made.
He was told to report to a nearby
airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
  He arrived at the airport and saw a plane
warming up near the gate. He jumped in with
his bag and shouted, "Let's go!'' The pilot swung
the little plane into the wind, and within
minutes they were in the air.
  The photographer said, "Fly over the
park and make two or three low passes
so I can take some pictures."
  "Why?" asked the pilot.
  "Because I am a photographer," he responded,
"and photographers take photographs."
  The pilot was silent for a moment;
finally he stammered, "You mean
you're not the flight instructor?"