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Jane and Liza were at a coffee shop one afternoon.
Jane: “My husband and I have been fighting so much lately! I’ve been so stressed I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
Liza: “Oh my goodness. Why don’t you leave him?”
Jane: “I want to lose another 15 pounds first!”

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Hank was living in Texas during a heat wave. One day was a real scorcher.
“It’s too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Hank after he finished his shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money.”

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John had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was absolutely furious.
In a rage, she yelled at him “tomorrow there better be a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds OR ELSE!!”
The next morning his wife woke up to find a gift wrapped box sitting on the driveway. She [...]